to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
found this hecka adorable shirt today. now, to break it in with cuddles… :3
how to nicely inform a friend that they are memeing too hard