nakedmallrat69:

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

Person:
haha roxys a stupid drunk lol
Me:
you come in MY house, you insult ROXY LALONDE, on this, the day of my daughters wedding

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(Source: seed0fannihilation)

futurefantastic:

second from the left is having a god damn party

futurefantastic:

second from the left is having a god damn party

(Source: young-good-life)

(Source: animatedtext)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

candiedmoon:

found this hecka adorable shirt today. now, to break it in with cuddles… :3

candiedmoon:

found this hecka adorable shirt today. now, to break it in with cuddles… :3

(Source: iaminfiniteus)

recentgooglesearches:

how to nicely inform a friend that they are memeing too hard