I'm not gonna lie to you, it's expensive as hell. But check this out. We told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.’

(Source: seeyouaroundwolf)

heckacute:

Make sure that the one you love has enough blankets. 

(Source: bats-n-cats)

person:
so where did you learn html?
me:
not.... neopets...

sharkgina:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

raptorific:

What I’m looking most forward to about graduating college is knowing, with some confidence, that I will never again be graded on my willingness to pretend I see any merit whatsoever in the writings of Charles Buchowski

(Source: opsena)

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(Source: vinstage)